My mom is pretty sure I've got ape parts in me, that's how crazy I get.
If you're reading this, you probably heard about the window. Yeah, Ruby and me were playin' under the table and that chair got knocked over and broke the window... but I heard the guy is finally coming to replace it this Wednesday.
So that's getting taken care of.
I will not steal veggies from my dad's garden this summer. I wrecked a lot of good tomatoes and onions! Did you know they make tasty toys?! I couldn't help myself! I stole some corn stalks off the chicken coop and dragged those around the yard, too! It was soooo exhilarating!!
I will not chew cables and wires anymore, either. I knocked out my mom and dad's cable and internet for three whole days his past week before they even figured out what I did (hee hee) Yes, I did. I ripped it out of the house and then pulled it out the ground and I shredded it! I LOVE to dig, dig, dig!! I still can't believe they didn't know I did it until Dad had that Twilight Zone dream that I did something bad outside.
They had to have a man come out and trench a whole new line out to the box. Dad barracaded the connection to the house now with some of Mom's milk cans so I can't find it. They are so lucky the ground wasn't frozen, or he wouldn't have been able to do it and then they would've had to get a dish. I did not like that cable man. He smelled like beef and cheese.
I'll be seein' you around the block when I make my rounds with my dad!
Did you get those cookies shaped like the mailman for Christmas, too?
They were sooooo good!!