Sunday, January 1, 2012

Sharkey's New Year's Resolutions

I will get control over myself.  I will keep my tongue in my mouth so I don't look so sloppy.  My mom says it just emphasizes the fact that I'm crazy.








My mom is pretty sure I've got ape parts in me, that's how crazy I get.








If you're reading this, you probably heard about the window.  Yeah, Ruby and me were playin' under the table and that chair got knocked over and broke the window... but I heard the guy is finally coming to replace it this Wednesday. 
So that's getting taken care of.








I will not steal veggies from my dad's garden this summer.  I wrecked a lot of good tomatoes and onions!  Did you know they make tasty toys?!  I couldn't help myself!  I stole some corn stalks off the chicken coop and dragged those around the yard, too!  It was soooo exhilarating!!








I will not chew cables and wires anymore, either.  I knocked out my mom and dad's cable and internet for three whole days his past week before they even figured out what I did (hee hee)  Yes, I did.  I ripped it out of the house and then pulled it out the ground and I shredded it!  I LOVE to dig, dig, dig!!  I still can't believe they didn't know I did it until Dad had that Twilight Zone dream that I did something bad outside. 

They had to have a man come out and trench a whole new line out to the box.  Dad barracaded the connection to the house now with some of Mom's milk cans so I can't find it.  They are so lucky the ground wasn't frozen, or he wouldn't have been able to do it and then they would've had to get a dish.  I did not like that cable man.  He smelled like beef and cheese. 


I'll be seein' you around the block when I make my rounds with my dad!

Did you get those cookies shaped like the mailman for Christmas, too? 
They were sooooo good!!

10 comments:

Katie @ Wildwood Creek said...

Your fur baby is a handful but funny and sweet!

Linda said...

Oh well, our fur babies love to romp and play. Sharkey is adorable....I see the twinkle in the eye.....I am your newest follower. Happy New year to you and your family. I hope you come and visit.

Sharon said...

Oh my ! Isn't it fun to be a dog owner ? Or maybe they own us ? !!

❀ JoAnne said...

Those are some good resolutions, Shakey! You better stick to them cause it looks like you have a good thing going with that family of yours!! (Thanks for stopping by, Andrea ~ Happy New Year! )

Something Nice and Pretty said...

They are adorable aren't they? They are like kids so glad we found Buster, Sharkey is so cute!

Town and Country Gals said...

Andrea,
what a cute handfull you have there! Maybe in the new year he'll try a little harder to be a little better boy! Nah, he's having to much fun!
Thanks for stopping by, Happy New Year to you!
Rebecca

Town and Country Gals said...

Andrea,
what a cute handfull you have there! Maybe in the new year he'll try a little harder to be a little better boy! Nah, he's having to much fun!
Thanks for stopping by, Happy New Year to you!
Rebecca

Barbara Rosenzweig said...

Thanks for a big smile this morning!! Great post!

Cassie @ Primitive & Proper said...

that was hysterical!!! happy new year, andrea!

Pam said...

Sounds like some good resolutions for the new year, Sharkey.

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